Thursday, March 6, 2008

Phone frenzy

To whom it may concern,

Please be advised that the following times, listed in chronological order, are acceptable intervals during which to call my house:

7:30 AM - Noon Yes, I am almost always up that early, and if you call before noon, you're guaranteed to catch me before my daughter goes down for a nap. On weekends, the answer you get will be much more jovial if you hold your call until after 10:00 AM.

4:00 PM - 7:00 PM Again, I'm awake. Baby is awake. All is well. We might be eating dinner, but we still welcome warm wishes and hearty hellos.

And . . . well . . . that's basically it.

Thank you for your support.

Sincerely,

The Management

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